the awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime
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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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when you’re playing hide and seek and can’t find anywhere to hide so when you hear ‘ready or not here i come’ you’re all like:
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Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing,
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
